when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.